"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?", the woman asked her husband. Puzzled, he replied, “Well, yeah, but…” Before he could finish, she gave him a flirtatious little smile, unbuttoned the top few buttons of her blouse and pulled a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from between her breasts. The man smiled, and immediately knew that she was tantalizing him.
"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?", the woman then asked her husband. Grinning, he replied, “No, but I’d like to!” So she gave him another coy little smile, pulled up her skirt, slipped her hand into her panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill. The husband grinned and playfully took the bill from her hands.
"Now", she said, leaning closer to him, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?" The husband was completely mystified, but he just knew that his wife was going to do something to drive him wild. “No”, he replied, grinning mischievously. He was beside himself with anticipation as his wife whispered seductively into his ear…
"Well, go look in the garage”…..