by Elizabeth S.

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April 24, 2007

A Child's View of Church, Part 2

January 13, 2013 07:31 AM UTC

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A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service,

"And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash
against us."

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Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible
stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an
airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent.
"The Flight to Egypt ," was his reply .

Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, "That must be Mary, Joseph, and
Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?"
"Oh, that's Pontius - the pilot!"

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Comments: 17

Beth J. Jan 13, 2013, 9:10am UTC

Thank you for sharing on Helping Out One Another

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Beth J. Jan 13, 2013, 9:14am UTC

Thanks for sharing on Getting to 3000 Together

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Beth J. Jan 13, 2013, 11:08am UTC

That is too cute

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Winona (the crazy rat lady) Jan 13, 2013, 11:17am UTC

Because of the lord's prayer my aunt used to think that God's name was Howard.

"And Howard by thy name."

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Elizabeth S. Jan 13, 2013, 1:18pm UTC

What a hoot. I can see that happening.

Kenneth B. Jan 13, 2013, 1:26pm UTC

I heard it as "Hello, Ed be thy name". Same type of miss-hearing the words. I remember as a child thinking next door was next store.

Elizabeth S. Jan 13, 2013, 7:46pm UTC

There's bound to be more than a few who hear the Hello, Ed in the words.

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Kenneth B. Jan 13, 2013, 1:24pm UTC

Heard this ages ago, but it's still funny.

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Olive Rossi Jan 13, 2013, 2:36pm UTC

Thanks for making me laugh! So sweet.

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Karen E. Jan 13, 2013, 4:15pm UTC

These are so cute!

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Betty S. Jan 13, 2013, 5:49pm UTC

Very cute..

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Carrie Marie P. Jan 13, 2013, 6:40pm UTC

awwww.. these are so sweet!

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Ms Lee P. Jan 13, 2013, 9:19pm UTC

Awww, gotta love children. This is so sweet.

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Renita P. Jan 14, 2013, 9:21pm UTC

LOL
Here doing my views for Keeping it Real!

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William M. Jan 15, 2013, 8:03pm UTC

:-)

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michele r. Jan 24, 2013, 6:57am UTC

Cute!
Thank you for posting @ ~50~Views~R~Us!

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michele r. Apr 17, 2013, 11:00pm UTC

Thanks for posting to ~50~Views~R~US!
Your content has reached over 50 views and will now be removed from the group!

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